‘E.Tea in the Ama-Zone’part I reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- part II press herepart III press here It was the last full moon before the summer solstice and while the wind blew in gently from the East, the stars were shimmering all mysteriously. Piped up and good to go I enjoyed one last coke laced cigarette before take-off. Throwing on …
reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- ep.1 press hereep.2 press here The dawn was peaking through the dissipating darkness of a crisp emerging Friday. Birds up in the trees were chippering cheerful and well underway in their morning routines, while garbagemen, wallowing in the light of the rising sun, bustled around, loading up the unwanted excess of a Thursday gone by. …
reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- ep.1 press hereep.3 press here It was a Thursday night in a dark part of town and while the soft light of the crescent moon was shining faintly through the lean leftovers of storm filled clouds, rain dripped through the iron steel sheets used to fix the rotten roof. Three obscure individuals were standing around …
reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- ep.2 press hereep.3 press here It was the seven⎮thirteen from New York to Miami. I took my seat in cart 983, the last wagon of the Amtrak Silver Star, and waited. Breeding the sound of metal slamming onto metal, the train thundered on the tracks while the rising sun drove its rays through the blacked out …
‘Aiming for Antarctica-ss‘part I reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- Slogging on a pair of Wilson tennis rackets given to me at Wimbledon after defusing a hostile situation pertaining a wig, a V.I.P. and a bold nest of bald faced hornets, I was making my way through the snowy plains of Antarctica seeking the passageway into the realm of Middle Earth. …
‘A Gnome With See Through Pants’Part II part I press here reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- Booom! Gasping for air I woke up deep in the belly of a rusty barge in the middle of a filthy lake somewhere in Central Africa. I was certain it was Central Africa by the distinctive sounds the birds in the vicinity of my …
‘Once I met a Dolphin, it didn’t Click.’ reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- A week ago, while contemplating my substantial monetary losses from a company I created called ShoeBrooms™ -The Shoes that Broom-, I found myself stuck on a beach. Since the advent of the World Wide Web the Shopping Channel had been in decline. No more brooming business. I …
‘A Gnome With See Through Pants’Part I published at Anak Sastra on 01/08/2020 reading time: two minutes -unedited- Beep! Beep! 7 a.m.. Boom! I woke up, sweating, with grains of yellow sand stuck between my two front teeth and a foul layer of What The Fek lingering on my tongue. Slightly dazed I rinsed my mouth with some sour old …
‘Le Slap Royal’ reading time: two minutes -unedited- That day the Trump came about Buckingham Palace and made the Queen turn into a snide little giant who deserved every palm of every hand of that standing ovation… Right in her face. Waiting in the checkout line casually glancing at the porn magazines stacked high up and out of reach, I …
PROLOGUE // ENGLISH / Unedited Booom! And… The head of a penguin flew freely over freshly dropped snow flakes. His life was done, and he knew it. Without legs you ain’t going places and without a head nothing makes any sense. But. It didn’t bother him for a bit. Twirling, whizzing, flying unfazed over the glistening carpet of snow. Never …
