‘A Gnome With See Through Pants’Part II part I press here reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- Booom! Gasping for air I woke up deep in the belly of a rusty barge in the middle of a filthy lake somewhere in Central Africa. I was certain it was Central Africa by the distinctive sounds the birds in the vicinity of my …

‘Once I met a Dolphin, it didn’t Click.’ reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- A week ago, while contemplating my substantial monetary losses from a company I created called ShoeBrooms™ -The Shoes that Broom-, I found myself stuck on a beach. Since the advent of the World Wide Web the Shopping Channel had been in decline. No more brooming business. I …

‘A Gnome With See Through Pants’Part I published at Anak Sastra on 01/08/2020 reading time: two minutes -unedited- Beep! Beep!  7 a.m.. Boom!  I woke up, sweating, with grains of yellow sand stuck between my two front teeth and a foul layer of What The Fek lingering on my tongue. Slightly dazed I rinsed my mouth with some sour old …

‘Le Slap Royal’ reading time: two minutes -unedited- That day the Trump came about Buckingham Palace and made the Queen turn into a snide little giant who deserved every palm of every hand of that standing ovation…  Right in her face. Waiting in the checkout line casually glancing at the porn magazines stacked high up and out of reach, I …